Botched reporting

In tragic news two children died and two were gravely injured when a believer, driven insane by her religion, performed a religious ritual. Sadly, even the reporting is quite insane:

A 28-year-old mother killed two of her children and severely injured her two others during a botched exorcism attempt

Use of the word ‘botched’ suggests that there is a right way to perform an exorcism. There isn’t. Here’s a fact: if you think you need to perform an exorcism on someone, you should be locked up at the funny farm.

Being moderately pregnant

I don’t understand people who say they are ‘mostly atheist’. It’s quite easy: you either believe in something supernatural, or you are an atheist. Saying ‘I can’t completely rule out the possibility that Gods exist’ is not a contradiction to being an atheist – it’s merely stating a scientific, obvious fact.

Likewise, I don’t get ‘moderate’ believers. What kind of silly is that? Either you believe in your infallible super-being, or you might as well stop right now. Hoping that there is a benevolent god is not believing it. Hoping that there is a benevolent God is what many atheists, me included, do. It’s like a lottery ticket. You might get lucky. You have some hope. But you don’t have ‘faith’. You don’t go out and buy a new Ferrari in expectation of winning a million dollars. And you certainly don’t start inviting people for a ride.

So what does ‘moderate’ belief really mean? How can there be moderation in their belief? Either you believe that the Bible is the true word of the one true God, or it isn’t. There is no ‘perhaps true God’. It’s not as if scripture is lacking any clarity in this matter.

Being a moderate christian is like being moderately pregnant. This isn’t rocket science. Perhaps these moderates should find out what they really are, and act accordingly.

Official: Majority of Republicans are stupid.

It’s official: the majority of american Republicans are stupid:

Today, 43% of Republicans and 67% of Democrats say humans have evolved.

While the Democrats aren’t looking too smart either, this means that less than half of all Republicans acknowledge the facts; the rest lives in some scientific la-la-land. Note that this is actually a regression – a few years ago fewer republicans believed in the idiocy of a literal biblical genesis.

In 2009, 54% of Republicans and 64% of Democrats said humans have evolved over time.

I guess this is home ‘schooling’ showing results… Or perhaps we are seeing the very first signs ever of devolution.

As an aside: It’s not that you ‘believe’ in evolution. You either believe in religion, or are convinced by the facts that evolution is real.

Weather-forecast for the Soul

People (me included) love weather forecasts. Here in Switzerland, it has been, and still is, the most-watched TV ‘show’, trumping even soccer and news.

But why do people like weather forecast so much? I believe this is because weather can be imposing, has enormous, everyday impact on our lives, and we can’t change it. As Mark Twain said: “Everyone complains about the weather, yet nobody does something about it”.

When we see a weather forecast, we can give ourselves over to the comforting illusion that we control the weather. We actually can’t do something about it – a hurricane will still hit at the predicted time – but somehow a weather forecast gives us the feeling that we are in control, that we are not mere victims of chance.

But it’s not just the weather. Almost everything else around us can be frightening – we have little, if any, control over what happens to us outside our own four walls, and even inside our homes much is left to chance. Many of us feel like their entire existence is akin to a leaf, blowing in the harsh wind of life.
And so some people go to church. It’s the weather forecast for the soul. Although nothing has really changed, after listening to the priest, the soul’s weatherman, we are basking in the warm feeling that somehow someone is in control.

There are some differences, though: the weatherman usually looks better, is a woman, and the service is shorter.

Open your mind!

Sometime, when discussing religion with a believer, a peculiar accusation comes up: ‘you are so closed-minded’.

Personally, I find that statement to be a near-insult. Deep down I feel that what this person really thinks is ‘You should think like me’, not that I should be open-minded. The fact remains that my mind is open to the possibility of gods – that’s why I ask for proof instead of rejecting the notion out of hand.

In a rational world we are convinced about the existence of things. We don’t really ‘believe’, we merely assume something to be true. These assumptions can easily be invalidated without crushing our self-esteem. Unfortunately, we colloquially often use ‘I believe’ when we mean to say ‘I’m convinced’. Believers latch onto this linguistic imprecision and assert that since we believe these things to be true, science is also a religion. But even if science was a near-religion, the differences between religion and science are staggering:

Let’s assume I’m convinced of a certain assumption: earth is flat. Along comes someone with incontrovertible proof of a different view. A short while later (hopefully) I’ll have accepted the new view on reality and integrated it into my own.

Wishful thinking? No, this happens regularly. Here are two of the most spectacular changes from the past 100 years: Einstein’s theory of relativity over Newtonian Physics and the current model of continents drifting on lava over the Monolithic Earth model. Each time new evidence is found, it is examined, and when a new model fits better, the old one is discarded.

Contrast that with religious thinking: The Bible is the unchanging truth, any evidence that does not fit the ‘truth’ is rejected or laughed away as ‘theory’. Somehow believers sucker themselves into believing that their minds are open when they, on the same grounds that they accept theirs, reject the notion of another god. That is pure dogma – as closed-minded as you can get.

The ‘open your mind’ line is almost as stupid as the other old chestnut ‘you should be more humble’.

Human vs. Religious Rights

Should human rights always outweigh religious rights?

This is the title of a recent debate produced by the BBC that aired as part of ‘The Big Question’ last sunday, January 12, 2014.

I was stunned that the question had to be asked at all, and it’s a sign for rational thinkers that there is lot to be done. For one, religious rights do not, or should not, exist. Modern rights have nothing to with religion, and everything to do with justice. But let’s assume they do. Obviously, the underlying question is really

‘if human rights and religious rights are at odds, which one should take precedence’?

If the two agree, there is nothing to discuss.

Voice for Justice UK“, is a christian belief organization that focuses on maintaining “the original Articles of the 1948 Declaration of Human Rights”. Yes, you’re right – that’s a deceptively benign name for an organization whose main purpose is to fight certain human rights like freedom of sexuality or children’s rights (these were ratified after 1948). But anyway, VFJUK sent Lynda Rose to act as Voice in the debate. In a comment posted before the broadcast, she wrote:

But now, apparently, the newly claimed sexual rights of a minority are being prioritised over all other traditional rights, to the extent that ‘religious’ rights are now being assigned a separate, and seemingly subsidiary, category

First of all, it doesn’t matter if rights are new or old – they are only ‘new’ in a sense that they have been written down recently. They should have been universal from day one. Like the laws of Physics, they existed before their discovery. Unlike natural laws, they can be broken. But the human right to live didn’t just exist since 1948 – it existed before; it merely wasn’t enforced. What’s more, all rights apply to everyone, not just some minority. It’s impossible for Lynda to not know that. Claiming that a minority has ‘special rights’ is skirting dangerously close to fear mongering.

I should also point out that ‘Traditional Rights’ in the context of her comment include rights that have been discarded, like the right to own slaves, or the right to discipline your wife if she disobeys. Just because traditionally some people had them does not mean that they were well-conceived. ‘Traditional’ does not trump ‘just’, Lynda, and it troubles me greatly that I must point this out.

Not surprisingly, the ‘newly claimed’ rights that Lynda rails against are the rights of homosexuals to not being discriminated against. It really puzzles me when someone calls the human right not to be discriminated against ‘new’. It’s not new, it has been the right of every human from the dawn of time. It’s only been recognized in 1948, and somewhat later been amended to extend to sexual discrimination. Homosexuals don’t have more rights than anyone else; they have exactly the same rights, and the amendment was necessary because the civilized world recognized that some were being withheld from them.

More disappointingly, though, Lynda seemingly argues that there are universally acceptable ‘religious rights’. This is emphasized by her introduction:

what really astonished me was the easy assumption that human and ‘religious’ rights are different.

They are not.

Yes they are! There is no such thing as a ‘religious right’ – there are merely privileges that many believers feel they are entitled to – and they react violently when they are denied. There simply are no religious rights – which shows the extend of irrationality that this debate is based upon. Rights based on religion or divinity are thankfully a part of our dark past. Today’s laws are mostly built upon humanism. The right of religious freedom is not a religious right. It allows you to do to yourself, and only to yourself, whatever religious thing you want. It includes the freedom to not being religious, and therefore cannot be called a religious right. It’s called a ‘human’ right for a reason.

Most disappointingly of all, though, Lynda closes her comment with this:

On the programme I was reviled for saying we are approaching a time in this country when we may well see active persecution against Christians. I am forced to admit I was wrong – it has already begun.

It’s incredibly selfish and revealing at the same time that Rose tries to make victims out of perpetrators. New legislation was formed to stem the tide of injustice committed by believers. These people seem to think that since it is their ‘tradition’ to mistreat some people it should be kept as a ‘traditional right’. They assert that the new legislation ‘persecutes’ them. Christians in the UK don’t know what persecution is. All they are experiencing here is that some of their self-asserted privileges are being curtailed in the interest of a more ethical community. That’s not persecution. That’s merely called ‘justice’.

There are human rights, which are universal and unalienable. There are no religious rights, only religious privileges.

So, should fundamental human rights always outweigh religious privileges?

Hell yes.

Why Believers Avoid Knowledge

To paraphrase Ricky Gervais: “Ignorance may be bliss for the ignorant, but it’s a pain in the ass for the rest”. But why are so many Christians hell-bent (ha, ha) on remaining ignorant, and are actively closing their eyes to science and reason? It’s actually quite logical. Here’s the proof:

We know that for Christians

  1. “Ignorance is Bliss”
  2. “Paradise is a place of complete bliss”

So: With

  • Complete Ignorance = Complete Bliss

And:

  • Paradise = Complete Bliss

Follows

  • Paradise = Complete Ignorance

That’s why believers prefer to remain dumb. If they become knowledgeable or employ reason, they blow their chance at paradise. Which is pretty much what Marin Luther wrote in 1569: “Reason is the greatest enemy that faith has”.

Hence if you are a Christian, it is your religious duty to stay dumb.

I just wish they weren’t so successful at being dumb religious.

Shades of black

“Why do you hate me?”

“I don’t.”

“Then why are you treating all religious people as if they were imbeciles, dumb, misogynistic – even the women – and psychopaths?”

“Because I try to be kind.”

I wish that Hitchens was still alive. Above exchange never happened – but if it did, it could have been him. So why do I play to the stereotype of the dumb, dogmatic and egocentric believer? Because it is much simpler to explain things when using high contrast. I’m fully aware of the more subtle issues involved in religion, belief, morals, and spirituality. But they are nothing more than embellishments for what is essentially a crude, ugly and primal issue.

There is no need to discuss the number of angels that can dance on the head of a pin when we know that there are no angels. We do not need to discuss the problems incurred by various shades of grey when we know that they are all created from black.

I discuss black.

Ill Humors

Humor can be a difficult topic. First of all, few things are truly funny. Fewer things are worse than someone who tries to be funny, but isn’t. Moreover, what I regard as funny https://phonefindservice.info , other people may find vulgar, silly, or – worst – not humorous. British subjects know of the worst comment the Queen can make towards you: ‘We are not amused’.

French comedian Dieudonné M’bala M’bala has tried being a joke all his life. Dark-skinned, of French/Cameroon descent, he courted french white supremacist Jean-Marie Le Pen, leader of the neonazi Front National party. Recently, he’s become more and more anti-semitic, and more racist. One of his more controversial inventions is the Quenelle, a gesture deliberately reminiscent of the Nazi salute. His comedy routine usually revolves around making fun of Jews in general, and the Holocaust in particular.
Many of Dieudonné’s fans are also racist. Many more are, surprisingly, Islamists. Now, white supremacists and Islamists make strange bedfellows, and I would have thought that mixing them should result in immediate, and violent, combustion. It doesn’t, and that doesn’t bode well for the rest of us.

But is is kind of funny when the same Islamists that are quick to call you a racist when you dare to criticize their belief, cheer on a racist – a racist, by the way, who glorifies a system that would have him, and many of his followers, quickly executed in the same gas chambers Dieudonné denies ever existed.

I’m not amused.

The non-equality of religions

Eight years ago, some journalists mused upon their growing impression that somehow newspapers censored themselves whenever they reported on Islam. While no one held back slamming the christian, jewish, or hindu belief, criticizing Islam was always done in the most timid of voices, anxious not to offend.

Believing that this was wrong, and hoping that this was just a misinterpretation of facts, they published an article. Fleming Rose, culture editor wrote:

Modern, secular society is rejected by some Muslims. They demand a special position, insisting on special consideration of their own religious feelings. It is incompatible with contemporary democracy and freedom of speech, where one must be ready to put up with insults, mockery and ridicule. It is certainly not always attractive and nice to look at, and it does not mean that religious feelings should be made fun of at any price, but that is of minor importance in the present context. […] we are on our way to a slippery slope where no-one can tell how the self-censorship will end.

The article was accompanied by 12 hand-drawn cartoons depicting the prophet Mohammed as subject of mild irony. In the aftermath, reportedly more than 200 people died violently.

Later, the Onion published a hand-drawn cartoon depicting Moses, Jesus, Ganesha and Buddha engaging in extremely graphic group sex [WARNING: somewhat tasteless cartoon here].

No one died.

Fleming proved his point beyond his wildest nightmares. Today, Islam is still treated differently from all other religions. Not out of respect – but because of fear. Recent events at the London School of Economics and UKU underline just how erratic people have become in their efforts not to ‘offend’ Islam.

Is this really a good thing? More importantly: why are we letting this happen? Is fear really a good counselor?