The non-equality of religions

Eight years ago, some journalists mused upon their growing impression that somehow newspapers censored themselves whenever they reported on Islam. While no one held back slamming the christian, jewish, or hindu belief, criticizing Islam was always done in the most timid of voices, anxious not to offend.

Believing that this was wrong, and hoping that this was just a misinterpretation of facts, they published an article. Fleming Rose, culture editor wrote:

Modern, secular society is rejected by some Muslims. They demand a special position, insisting on special consideration of their own religious feelings. It is incompatible with contemporary democracy and freedom of speech, where one must be ready to put up with insults, mockery and ridicule. It is certainly not always attractive and nice to look at, and it does not mean that religious feelings should be made fun of at any price, but that is of minor importance in the present context. […] we are on our way to a slippery slope where no-one can tell how the self-censorship will end.

The article was accompanied by 12 hand-drawn cartoons depicting the prophet Mohammed as subject of mild irony. In the aftermath, reportedly more than 200 people died violently.

Later, the Onion published a hand-drawn cartoon depicting Moses, Jesus, Ganesha and Buddha engaging in extremely graphic group sex [WARNING: somewhat tasteless cartoon here].

No one died.

Fleming proved his point beyond his wildest nightmares. Today, Islam is still treated differently from all other religions. Not out of respect – but because of fear. Recent events at the London School of Economics and UKU underline just how erratic people have become in their efforts not to ‘offend’ Islam.

Is this really a good thing? More importantly: why are we letting this happen? Is fear really a good counselor?

Bishop: pregnancy after marriage now compulsory

It’s not easy being a priest. After having lost his bid to becoming last year’s most disturbed catholic priest to raging lunatic Archbishop John Nienstedt of the Twin Cities, Chur Bishop Vitus Huonder is off to a good start to win the fool’s crown this year. His new idea: Marriage by church makes becoming pregnant compulsory. At least that’s his plan.

As with all things sex (at least consenting), the good bishop has no experience, and a lot of trouble thinking it though. Obviously, couples must not have had sex before they marry (well, the woman at least – Deuteronomy 22: 20-21), so it makes little sense to check for pregnancy beforehand. But I’d really love to see how the Bishop tries to enforce pregnancy after marriage. After all, he can’t really threaten to divorce the couple (Luke 16:18) if no offspring is forthcoming (uh, uneasy pun there). And if you are clinically unable to procreate – well, God loves you, I guess, but this cleric will not marry you.

All this silly talk reveals the real hare-brained thought that begot (ha ha) this terribly stupid idea: homosexuals can’t procreate (at least the males), and that way this homophobic idiot thought he could get his way after failing spectacularly with his homily against ‘Genderism’ a couple of weeks ago.

That’s gotta hurt: Darwin Award for Priests

For deeply devout priests, belief in their own religion can become lethal.

In one case, Pastor Franck Kabele read so many bible pages that his faith got the better of him, and he believed that Matthew 14:29 was something he could do as well: walk on water. And so he gathered his flock and told them that he was going to cross a large body of water on foot, and drowned.

In another case a self-described Prophet thought that he could pull off the same stunt David did in the den of lions, only to become a brief afternoon snack for said lions.

Merriment ensues when devout idiots comment that ‘you should not tempt god’ or, even better, that ‘their faith wasn’t strong enough’. Here’s a hint: If you think you can walk on water or lie with lions, your faith is strong enough. Your intellect isn’t.

To add insult to (deadly) injury, what we see here is Evolution at work. Both mental midgets perished before they could pass on their genes. They are due a Darwin Award nomination.

Or as we see it: Evolution 2 – Religion 0

Churchill was right

One of the most entertaining things I do is to read the comments for news articles that cover legislation that somehow curtails what some people regard as their religious freedom: removing religious symbols from public space, forcing organizations to hire women and treat them equal to men, prohibiting religiously-inspired mutilations on underaged children, or forcing children to accept life-saving medication in spite of their belief.

Within a few lines, the gloves come off; we wade knee-deep in justifications based on scripture, and we are inundated by a veritable Tsunami of accusations of moral decadence, crusading against religion (nice one!), or persecuting christianity. Godwin’s law always looms large, as Hitler is only a few arguments away.

To paraphrase Churchill: The best argument against religion is a five-minute conversation with the average believer.

Unfortunately, when reading the counter-points, the same goes for atheists.

Sturgeon’s law and religion

Sturgeon’s law states that ’90 percent of everything is crap’.
With regards to science, that is probably true: almost every thesis has been overthrown or changed at least once. Less than 10% of all laws have remained as they were originally formulated. Is that a bad thing or good? Religions are quick to point to the ever changing landscape of scientific discoveries and laws, and interpret that as a flaw, calling it ‘unreliable’.

But let’s look at the alternative:
Religions tout their ‘absolute truth’ and ‘unchanging, objective morality’; out of necessity they can’t change. Confronted with mountains of evidence that contradict their religious dogma, they try to ignore, re-interpret or laugh away facts as said unreliable evidence.

Perhaps 90% of all science is crap. But if we look at religions through the eyes of a rational, ethical being we discover another important fact:

With regards to religion, Sturgeon was 10 percent short.

Hitler, Mao and Stalin went into a bar…

Of course, some devout Christians have nothing better to do than bring up Stalin, Mao and Hitler when they corner an atheist at an impromptu new years eve party.

“You know, no religion killed more people in the past century than atheism: Hitler, Stalin and Mao killed more than 100 Million”

[that thumping sound in the background are a million atheists collectively banging their head against the wall]

So stupid – and that’s after disregarding the ‘Atheism is a religion’ blunder.

Interestingly, a religious friend who overheard the remark intervened with the following observation:

“That’s like saying since 98% of all criminals in Europe are religious, 98% of all crimes are committed because of religion.”

Halleluhja!

A belated christmas miracle. And a not-so-subtle reminder to me that not all religious people are stupid.

Happy new year everyone, and may the facts be ever in your favor!

The man who claims to be god

Imagine: one day you meet someone who tells you he is god. He doesn’t look special nor does he seem to possess any supernatural abilities. Of course you don’t believe him.

‘You shouldn’t doubt me’, he counters.

You demand proof. He declines, saying that although he is quite capable of doing so, any proof he presents would coerce you into believing and therefore destroy your free will. You ask him things only a god would now, and he just smiles and says ‘if I answered, that would give away my true self’.

So here are the questions:

  • would you believe him?
  • if not, what would change your mind?
  • if you do – why do you think he told you in the first place?

The human right to be welcome

Swiss national Abdel Azziz Qaasim Illi (a.k.a . Abu Nusaybah, birth name Patric Jerome Illi), leading member of the ‘Islamischer Zentralrat Schweiz’ (IZRS) was barred from entering Canada where he wanted to attend the ‘Reviving the Islamic Spirit’ conference. Why wasn’t he allowed to travel to Toronto? Well, details are still sketchy, but it’s a safe bet that being a member of the fundamental islamic IZRS has something to do with it, along with the fact that some countries (USA, New Zealand) regard him as a hate preacher.

According to Swiss News, Illi was ‘surprised’ to find himself declared persona non grata in Canada. Furthermore, Illi feels that

not being allowed to travel to any North American destination [Illi is also barred from entering the USA] is a violation of the basic human right of freedom to travel

As with other interesting interpretations of human rights, Illi offers up a very peculiar view of what that human right means – a view that almost perfectly mirrors his interpretation of religious freedom: that he may go wherever he wants. But that is not what freedom to travel is about. Just like freedom of religion means that people have the right to refuse your religion, freedom to travel means that although you have the right to travel, it does not give you the automatic right to be welcome everywhere, nor the right to impose your presence upon others. Although you may depart whenever you like, your destination has the right to refuse you. You can travel – but only to destinations where people want you.

There is no human right to be welcome.

If you have overstayed your welcome before you arrive you may be doing something wrong.

Effing Elfing Idiots!

In a brilliant move to show how silly superstition can have real, tangible impact on everyone, a prankster group calling themselves ‘Friends of Lava’ and posing as ‘Elf advocates’ prevented a highway project in Iceland. They successfully argued that the proposed highway would

disturb the elf habitat, including an elf church.

Sheer brilliance. Can you imagine a more absurd reason to prevent new infrastructure? And using Elves – nicely played! They have a big role every Christmas – as everyone knows they build the toys in Santa’s Workshop. But it’s the Elf Church that really sells it.

This article almost wrote itself, and I was thoroughly enjoying myself – until I found out that the Friends of Lava weren’t joking.

Christmas is when we celebrate trust

Some time ago when I was still believing, I had the rare pleasure of attending an inspiring sermon that actually made sense.

It was Christmas Eve, and I attended the afternoon Christmas Service. In his sermon, the priest told us that Christmas is not just a day of cheer, but also a day to celebrate trust. He demonstrated this by pointing to the Christmas story; the story of pregnant Mary and Joseph, and the fact that Joseph never once doubted her.

I was thunderstruck – I knew the story by heart, but this had never occurred to me. I was deeply impressed.

The priest, unfortunately, was fired.