It’s not easy being a priest. After having lost his bid to becoming last year’s most disturbed catholic priest to raging lunatic Archbishop John Nienstedt of the Twin Cities, Chur Bishop Vitus Huonder is off to a good start to win the fool’s crown this year. His new idea: Marriage by church makes becoming pregnant compulsory. At least that’s his plan.

As with all things sex (at least consenting), the good bishop has no experience, and a lot of trouble thinking it though. Obviously, couples must not have had sex before they marry (well, the woman at least – Deuteronomy 22: 20-21), so it makes little sense to check for pregnancy beforehand. But I’d really love to see how the Bishop tries to enforce pregnancy after marriage. After all, he can’t really threaten to divorce the couple (Luke 16:18) if no offspring is forthcoming (uh, uneasy pun there). And if you are clinically unable to procreate – well, God loves you, I guess, but this cleric will not marry you.

All this silly talk reveals the real hare-brained thought that begot (ha ha) this terribly stupid idea: homosexuals can’t procreate (at least the males), and that way this homophobic idiot thought he could get his way after failing spectacularly with his homily against ‘Genderism’ a couple of weeks ago.