The Catholic organization “Rosaries For Life” has been charitable:

The Catholic Bishops Conference of the Philippines (CBCP) said the prolife movement, Rosaries for Life, sent an initial 3,000 rosaries “to fill the spiritual necessities” of those affected by the killer typhoon in Tacloban City.

How kind. Now the victims can thank God.

No word on what for.

But if you have been without water and food for two weeks, and the rosary in your care pack has replaced the water purification pills, you can probably thank him for sending you an implement to strangle someone.

If you want to help, send money.

Prayers won’t help here.